Two words – duct tape. Every good DODO keeps a roll of duct tape in his dresser drawer as well as in his glove compartment in case he finds his daughter inappropriately dressed while he’s driving around town. When your daughter comes bounding down the steps to go out on a date wearing a halter, just rip off three or four strips of duct tape and, bingo, you create instant straps. To ensure they remain in place, the straps should be secured completely around the torso at the top and bottom of the halter. The best part about duct tape is that it comes in fashionable colors like Prom Dress Pink, Bikini Blue, Mini Skirt Maroon, Strapless Strawberry, Cleavage Crimson and Thong Teal.

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