Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but moods and girls go hand-in-hand like shopping and your money. Remember, she inherited her mother's genes, too. That means emotions can change on a dime (more like $5) and the same kid who steps into the shower may be an entirely different personality when she comes out 25 or 30 minutes later. While most DODOs report charming personalities among their little ladies in the days and hours leading up to Christmas, birthdays and the last day of school, no guy has yet developed a way to bottle that pleasantness or even recreate it naturally. However, rumor has it that a team of biotech engineers from Bristol-Meyer are working overtime to develop DODO strength pain reliever from the symptoms of pediatric PMS. (Note, painkillers strong enough to combat the real deal were pulled off the market by the FDA for their severe addictive nature).

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