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Private Men's Sanctuary ver. 4 (PMSx4) 

The PMSx4 will comfortably accommodate four men and a dog for seven days. A hidden hatch is activated by a keychain button as men run out of their homes. As they jump into the bunker, the door hydraulically closes making it impossible for advancing hordes to penetrate.

Once inside, men can relax in a common area outfitted with overstuffed easy chairs, a 48-inch plasma television, satellite hookup, home theater system, DVD player and high-speed Internet access. This allows guys to remain connected to the outside world so they can work from the bunker, if necessary, or at least keep up with sports and stocks.

A separate pantry area contains two 25-cubic-foot side-by-side refrigerators, a barbecue grill, wet bar, pizza oven and deep fryer. The bedroom area features four king beds subdivided into separate soundproof sleeping areas each containing a 48-inch LCD color television. The two outside air vents are disguised as trash cans because, as everyone knows, nobody but a man would ever come near one.

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